“Oh boy, everybody buckle up, this is going to hurt.”
Taylor Swift’s latest album, The Tortured Poets Department, has offically landed, bringing with it the kind of break-up-inspired masterpieces T-Swift has built an epic career on.
To dissect all the lyrics and feel all the feels, we got in touch with the most die-hard (anonymous) Swiftie we know to hear their thoughts after just one listen:
“When track 5 was confirmed to be ‘So long, London’ I was like, ‘Oh boy, everybody buckle up, this is going t